I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs
ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
"I never wanted any of you to die for me"
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
That one there, that’s Karen Smith. She’s one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.
asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night